Barbara Armstrong
Hopis Dance at Ancestral Pueblo in Springerville September, 2001
Fred Baer
Science SnippetsSly Little Slime Molds - Episode 2 June, 2004
Science Snippets
Sly Little Slime Molds - Episode 1 April, 2004
Science Snippets
You Big Sun of a ... March, 2004
Mary Jo Ballator
Toward Sustainability: Straw Bale Houses
Reprinted from the Mensa Bulletin
Colloquium and More -- Tucson in March, 2005 December, 2004
Turning Point July, 2004
Rich Bruso 
The Dark Side of Innovation
A review of NightRider 2000, November 2006
Would This Count As A Sucker Punch?
A review of Night Hunter, October 2006
Cruising to the Danger Zone
A review of Top Gun, August 2006
To Boldly Blow Where No Movie Has Blown Before
A review of the Star Trek movies, July 2006
Temporary Mutations and Catchy Tunes
A review of Big Meat Eater, May 2006
…What's Black And White And Stinks Up My DVD Player
A review of The Giant Gila Monster, April 2006
…And This Time, Make Sure She's Insulated
A review of Cherry 2000 February, 2006
Steel Guitars and Homemade Shotguns
A review of Dead & Breakfast January, 2006
This Bites!!
A review of The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck December, 2005
Six Inches of Pure Boredom
A review of Attack of the Puppet People November, 2005
Consider The Bar Lowered
A review of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie October, 2005
A Time To Cast Off Childish Things
A review of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers September, 2005
The Incredibly Boring Plot That Flopped And Became A Mixed Up Movie
A review of Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell August, 2005
...And Now For Something Completly Predictable
A review of Sisters Of Death July, 2005
Archaeology Today With Your Host, Rich Bruso
A review of Truck Stop Women June, 2005
The Englishman Who Went Through A Hill...
A review of At the Earth's Core May, 2005
Use the Fork Duke. Use the Fork.
A review of Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction April, 2005
SWM Seeks SF, 18-25, for Fun Times, Planetary Repopulation
A comparison of Mars Needs Women and Earth Girls Are Easy February, 2005
Canadian Hookers and Kung-Fu in Harlem
A review of The Last Dragon January, 2005
Dense, Stale, and Unfit For Human Consumption
A review of The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires: The Last Warning December, 2004
A Long Time Ago, In A Place Far, Far Away...
A review of... well it's pretty obvious isn't it? November, 2004
The Night Boredom Crawled Into My Head
A review of The Night Evelyn Came out of the Grave October, 2004
They Did What To The Cow?!?
A review of Groom Lake September, 2004
Route 666
A review of Route 666 July, 2004
Action! Adventure! Ninjas! Incoherence!
A review of Ninja: Phantom Heros U.S.A. May, 2004
Why Do I Keep Doing This To Myself?
A review of Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde April, 2004
WWJD? Get out the stakes!
A review of Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter March, 2004
Back By Unpopular Demand
Reviews of Blue Monkey and Chopper Chicks in Zombietown February, 2004
I Can't Believe It's Not Butterball
A review of Motel Hell December, 2003
Domo Avocado, Mister Roboto
A review of Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death November, 2003
A Moving Epic Of One Man's Struggle To...
Sorry, I Must Be Thinking About Another Movie
A review of Trick Or Treat October, 2003
Shake Your Bigboote!
A review of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension September, 2003
Kids! Don't Cave In To Temptation!
A review of Teenage Caveman August, 2003
When You Wish Upon A Dud
A review of Wishmaster II: Evil Never Dies July, 2003
"Adult" Films June, 2003
Gothic Western?
A review of Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter May, 2003
Warwick Davis, How Far You Have Fallen
A review of Leprechaun In The Hood March, 2003
Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D.
Or
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Cheese February, 2003
Escanaba In Da Moonlight
And An Apology January, 2003
What did YOU think it would be?
A review of Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires December, 2002
For Your Enjoyment, A Fine Thanksgiving Feast
A review of Rabid Grannies November, 2002
Movies The “Experts” Dare Not Review
A review of Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama October, 2002
Not A Winner Of The Best Film Award At Cannes… Ever!
A review of The Beast Must Die!! September, 2002
Do NOT Rent This Movie!! A review of Redneck Zombies. August, 2002
Phil Must Die. A review of Robo Vampire. July, 2002
How NOT to Watch Charlie's Angels January, 2001
Linda Carpenter
I Am a Ham. A Ham I Am. My License is from Uncle Sam. October 2006
Ken And Linda Cruise Alaska, August 2006
Melissa Reynolds Coulter
Let Me Count The Ways July, 2004
From My Past To Your Future March, 2003
Megan Cummings
Non-Connecting Flights February, 2003
Flying November, 2002
My Favorite Month October, 2002
The Morning After August, 2002
Janis Dodson
Longtime Lurker De-Lurks, Participates in Local Activity, April 2006
Joan Alice Maria Gibson, Esquire
Picture Poems September, 2002
Trash Is A Cravesty, April 2006
Contemporary Cinema February, 2006
Contemporary Cinema:
Serenity and Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit November, 2005
Contemporary Cinema:
A History of Violence and Corpse Bride October, 2005
Jean Hodgson
Vegetable Monsters Everywhere February, 2006
Mugged February, 2005
THE MAD TEAPARTY December, 2003
Opening The Cage November, 2003
Nadine Holder
Rejoiner Getting Ready to Lurk, May 2006
Wilhelm Travels Back In Time To Save Bubo! January 2007
Missing Owl Mystery Deepens, December 2006
Organized Babbling From The Editor, August 2006
Speed Hating February, 2006
Fort Lauderdale Pub Scrawl June, 2005
Molly Hatchet and the 2005 Mensa Colloquium April, 2005
A Love Letter By Little Dougie Miller (age 5 ¼) March, 2005
Say Hello To My Little Review December, 2003
Isn’t Fatness Getting An ‘A’ In Fitness? September, 2003
Area Man Rejected By Internet Dating Service July, 2003
Pride Of Ownership May, 2003
My Relationship With The Long Coastal Road To The Border Of Time’s Ocean April, 2003
The Liar's Tale February, 2003
The Las Vegas Borracho's Tale July, 2002
Ticking Mensans (The Director's Cut) January, 2002
The Battle Of Crompton's Farm July, 2001
At The Relay For Life June, 2001
The Forbidden Chili Story May, 2001
Are We There Yet? April, 2001
A Valentine's Day Story March, 2001
Name That Tune February, 2001
When Animals Attack January, 2001
Christmas Shopping December, 2000
The Last Good Day November, 2000
Bad Ideas October, 2000
Tony's Last Prank September, 2000
Food Fight August, 2000
To Boldly Go... July, 2000
With Apologies to my Mother... June, 2000
Puzzled May, 2000
The Monster April, 2000
Best Buy? March, 2000
Tripod February, 2000
The Macho Muchacho January, 2000
A Weird Month December, 1999
A Tale Of Two Plaques November, 1999
Stranger In A Strange Land October, 1999
Home Brew September, 1999
Flirtin' With Disaster August, 1999
Some Family History July, 1999
The Fandom Menace June, 1999
He Who Hesitates... (Dating Frustrations II) May, 1999
Hiking In The Chiricahuas April, 1999
I Have Credentials March, 1999
Dancing At The FineLine February, 1999
What's In A Name? January, 1999
Beer And Loaning In Las Vegas December, 1998
Chili Contest November, 1998
Blood Drive October, 1998
The Endless Happy Hour August, 1998
Dating Frustrations July, 1998
The Fall (part 2) January, 1997
The Fall (part 1) December, 1996
Greater Phoenix Mensa
Official Minutes, June 2006
The Murder Mystery Dinner, April 2006
Not Just a Geek, But a Certified, Badge-Wearing, Smart Ass Geek - My Life as a Mensan February, 2006
How To Write Good November, 2005
Impulse Dyscontrol April, 2005
Write Your Own Doug Miller Story March, 2004
Say Hello To My Little Friend December, 2003
Czech Republic And Amsterdam, December 2006
Griswold, Wagner, and Lodge, November 2006
Roadtrip With Joey, August 2006
Gulfport & B’luxi, May 2006
Dancing At The Crystal Palace February, 2006
The Hurricane Turn December, 2005
Travels with Jean III November, 2005
Travels with Jean Continued October, 2005
Travels With Jean Part II September, 2005
Travels With Jean August, 2005
On The Road (part two) July, 2005
On The Road (part one) June, 2005
The Colonel’s Lady May, 2005
The T & A Tour January, 2005
Captain Boscardin November, 2004
Janice October, 2004
A Learning Experience July, 2004
Incident In Malaga January, 2004
Christmas, 1936 December, 2003
San Pedro River November, 2003
Drive By Stories November, 2003
Out To The Ballgame October, 2003
A Night In Hermosillo September, 2003
A Mensa Cruise For Two September, 2003
Patio Sale August, 2003
Who's Who? July, 2003
War Story 1944 June, 2003
My Wounded Knee May, 2003
Gumbo Recipe January, 2003
Selma Revisited October, 2002
A Late Spring Ritual August, 2002
Includes the Graduation Speech by Todd Degler
Road Trip July, 2002
Mars, Venus, and Ice Cream April, 2001
Water March, 2001
Home Depot and Me February, 2001
AMTRAK Again December, 2000
Our Wonderful Euphemistic Language December, 2000
The Desert Water Sprite September, 2000
Visits to a Posh Estate in the ‘40s July, 2000
Familiar Music May, 2000
Phil Palosaari
Rich Must Die!!!! April, 2003
Carl Peterson
When Dad Isn’t Watching, April 2006
Beef Stew And Sin January, 2006
The Centerfold December, 2002
Relationships November, 2002
The Ocean Of Time October, 2002
Border To Border In 32 Hours September, 2002
Victorious Victoria August, 2002
Some Reflections on Colloquium 2006, Revolutions in Cosmology, November 2006
Puzzler, November 2006
No, not another small print rage! Yes, another. August 2006
Follow-Up To The Small Print - A Viewer's Lament, July 2006
Who Is Harry Roo? June 2006
Borderline Mensa at the Relay for Life, 2006 - Some Personal Observations, June 2006
The Small Print - A Viewer's Lament, May 2006
After 39 Years, Almost May, 2005
Garment Manufacturers, Thank You! January, 2005
The Viscosity Of Space/Time And The Impossibility Of Time Travel October, 2004
Letter To The Editor October, 2004
AG Reflections September, 2004
Some Thoughts On Time July, 2004
Puckle's Ponderings June, 2004
Some Thoughts On "Prehistoric Future"
A Response to Rich Bruso’s Critical Review of Teenage Caveman September, 2003
Additional Thoughts on Time and Time Travel February, 2003
In Response to The Ocean of Time January, 2003
Some Philosophical Thoughts on Time August, 2000
Edward Raymond
Puzzling, September 2006
If We Knew Then..., August 2006
Puzzling, August 2006
A Day in the Life, July 2006
Puzzling, July 2006
Which Came First?, June 2006
The Shape Of Things, May 2006
The Shadow Knows January, 2006
An Enlightening Puzzle December, 2005
Puzzling October, 2005
A Summer When We Were Young July, 2005
Things to Ponder October, 2004
Yuma Or Bussed September, 2004
Polite Society - It's A Gas! March, 2004
Things You Need To Know February, 2004
What If It Doesn't Glitter? January, 2004
Remembering Dad December, 2003
Getting To First Base November, 2003
Puzzling October, 2003
For The Math Minded Reader September, 2003
Ted E. Seitz
On Visiting a Summer Place When Summer Long Has Gone, August 2006
A Watch To Watch Out For February, 2006
Ants Inna Pants July, 2004
A Christmas Story (Part 3: Return) April, 2004
A Christmas Story (Part 2: Virginia) March, 2004
A Christmas Story (Part 1: Departure) February, 2004
Mike Snyder 
A Mensan Over The Edge, September 2006
The Neighborhood Menace - The Exotics, August 2006
The Neighborhood Menace - The Sparkler Bomb, July 2006
The Neighborhood Menace, June 2006
We Are Out There February, 2006
Life In The Back Seat December, 2005
Tunnel Stiff October, 2005
Paul Soper
ReWrighting History, December 2006
Serengeti Photo Essay, April 2006
Playing God Without A Full Deck August, 2005
"Borderline Autism" and the Diet at the End of the Tunnel July, 2001
The Truth Behind the Wheat Free Diet - Part 2 September, 2001
Robin and the Evil Repellent Incident June, 2001
The Clay Gourmet March, 2001
George Stelle
Man’s Struggle For Eternity October, 2004
The Vindication of an Evening Misspent December 2005
Making Sierra Vista Work for Me December 2005
Bad Movies, Punk Rock, and Culture Jamming September 2005
On Wisdom May 2005
Moral Dedication:
How an Epistemic Itch Relates to Speakers Invited to
Colloquium 2005, Earth in Mind: Fueling the Future July, 2004
The Message of Richard Heinberg’s The Party’s Over March, 2004
Peter Wennerholm
Mensa Sweden
A Swede in the Desert - AARGH! January, 2005
To Boldly Go November, 2004
Bubo, A Sordid Tale of Abandonment, Abduction, and Betrayals, December 2006
Great Expectorations May, 2004
The Quaint Economy of Lilliput, October 2006
Donald Yadusky
Making Sand Candles June, 2004
Old Barns June, 2004
Writing February, 2004
The Memory of Powerful Emotion January, 2003
That's Life December, 2002
Madness December, 2002
Polarity In Life December, 2002
The More You Know The More You See July, 2002
Sunrise September, 2001
Vacation Perspective June, 2001
Romance and Adventure May, 2001
The Toledo Sword May, 2001
Cycles April, 2001
Lose Gracefully February, 2001
Important Life Lesson January, 2001
Art Appreciation November, 2000
Storm In The Night October, 2000
The Halloween Party Game October, 2000
Have You Ever Noticed? September, 2000
The Day My Name Was Called August, 2000
Life Is A Paradox May, 2000
Plein Air Painting April April, 2000
Group Efforts
No Title Is Quite Stupid Enough December, 2002By Doug Miller, Rich Bruso, and Phil Palosaari
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