Wilhelm Travels Back In Time To Save Bubo!
By Doug Miller
January 2007
Sierra Vista, AZ –
Area computer wonk Stephen Wilhelm risked his temporal existence today. Using a time travel device of his own invention, Wilhelm traveled back in time to prevent an owlnapping from taking place.
“I tried dealing with the owlnappers, but they were so inept and inconsistent I didn’t know where to turn,” Wilhelm stated. “Then one night while I was solving the puzzle on a the back of a box of Cap’n Crunch cereal I realized the solution could be applied to an equation I’d been working on for nearly a decade. After that it was a simple matter to acquire the necessary components and construct a prototype.”
“Thank goodness I didn’t throw out my old retainer,” Wilhelm added.
Wilhelm’s device opened a rift in the fabric of space time allowing him to return to the Country House and rescue Bubo from the table where he thoughtlessly abandoned him.
Bubo, the Borderline Mensa dinner mascot missing since November 3rd, was not available for immediate comment but is expected to attend the group’s February dinner meeting.
Back to Borderline Local Writers Pages
Back to Borderline Mensa